[Swiftwater Gazette] Robot for sale.

Ed kroposki kroposki at att.net
Thu Mar 2 13:25:12 EST 2017

 A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when theylie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

 The father asks his sonwhat he did that afternoon. 

The son says, "I did some schoolwork." 

 The robot slaps the son. 

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watchingmovies." 

 Dad asks, "Whatmovie did you watch?" 

Son says, "Toy Story." 

 The robot slaps the son. 

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." 


 Dad says, "What? Atyour age I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father. 


Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

 The robot slaps themother.

            Robot forsale.


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