[Swiftwater Gazette] Safe at last!

Rik Sandberg sanderico1 at gmail.com
Mon Jun 19 07:48:48 EDT 2017


Indeed!

On Mon, Jun 19, 2017 at 5:24 AM, Ed kroposki <kroposki at att.net> wrote:

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> I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
> peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm
> system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani
> flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the
> black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
>  Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret
> Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt
> safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
>  Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone
> moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a
> male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
> Hot Damn...Safe at last.
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