[Swiftwater Gazette] Understanding Turds

Ed kroposki kroposki at att.net
Fri Jan 13 12:41:13 EST 2017

Unacceptance& Resistance Disorder (TURD)?

Knowthe signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.

 TURDis a pattern of pathologically dis-associative and psychoticbehavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, andincreasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferersof TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden boutsof rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying. Peoplewith TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness toacceptthat Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. TURDis caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the UnitedStates of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this wasa shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sourceshaving failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was acriminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
 Researchis ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the followingenvironmental and behavioral factors: Membershipin the Democratic PartyIdentifyingas a FeministCurrentlyenrolled in college, and/or possession of a Liberal Arts collegedegree
  Livingin a densely populated metropolitan area with mommy and daddy.Massive student debtSpottyor non-existent work history.
 Patientswith TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in largegroups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be  separatedfrom their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the processof accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towardsdelusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance oflaw enforcement. Ifyou have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seektreatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America GreatAgain.
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