[Swiftwater Gazette] Trump and the Pope

Ed kroposki kroposki at att.net
Tue Feb 7 17:45:49 EST 2017


PresidentTrump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope acceptedand during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, rightinto the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind dieddown andit just floated in place.
 Thecrew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to goget it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys,  I'll get it." 
TheDonald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water tothe hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into theyacht, and handed the Pope his hat.
 Thecrew was speechless. The security team and the Pope’s entourage were speechless. 
 Noone knew what to say, not even the Pope. 
  Butthat afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, and CNN reported: 
“TRUMPCAN'T SWIM!" 
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