[Swiftwater Gazette] DNC Convention Schedule

Elgin Alexander elginalexander at erols.com
Mon Jul 25 13:09:49 EDT 2016

Just in case you haven’t received the official Democrat Convention Schedule yet.  Elgin


Democrat Convention Schedule

Monday, July 25, 2016


11:15 AM 

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment. 


1:30 PM 

Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.


3:15 PM 

Address on "Being the Real You"

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and 

Caitlyn Jenner 


4:30 PM 

"How to Bank $200 Million as a

Public Servant and claim to be broke"

Hillary Clinton 


4:45 PM 

How to have a successful career

Without ever having a job, and

Still avoid paying taxes!

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson 


5:00 PM 

Medals of Freedom presentation to

Army deserter Bo Bergdahl

For serving with Honor and Distinction

National Security Advisor Susan Rice 


5:30 PM 

Invitation-only Autograph Session

Souvenir photographs of Hillary and

Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia


6:30 PM 

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,

And on using the terminology

"Alternative Shoppers" instead of “Looters"



8:30 PM 

The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting

General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as

"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"


9:00 PM 

"Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you!

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,

The Washington Post and the New York Times



9:15 PM 

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters

Still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore 


9:45 PM 

Personal Finance Seminar -

"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"

Special guest Pocahontas 

aka Elizabeth Warren 


11:00 PM 

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal

Email Server While Serving in A

Cabinet Post and How to Pretend

It's No Big Deal"

Hosted by Hillary Clinton 


11:30 PM 

Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews 














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