[Swiftwater Gazette] EARTH ENDANGERED BY NEW STRAIN OF FACT-RESISTANT HUMANS

Ed kroposki kroposki at att.net
Sun Dec 4 10:13:40 EST 2016


SCIENTISTS:EARTH ENDANGERED BY NEW STRAIN OF FACT-RESISTANT HUMANS By AndyBorowitz http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new-strain-of-fact-resistant-humans
“Theresearch identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtuallyimmune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at aloss as to how to combat them.”
“Thesehumans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information.”
“Whilescientists have no clear understanding of the mechanisms that prevent the fact-resistant humans from absorbing data, they theorize that thestrain may have developed the ability to intercept and discardinformation from the auditory nerve to the brain."
“Whilereaffirming the gloomy assessments researchers held out hope that the threat of fact-resistant humans could be mitigated in the future.“The research is very preliminary, but it's possible that theywill become more receptive to facts once they are in an environmentwithout food, water, or oxygen.”
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