[Swiftwater Gazette] Fall Classes for Adult Women

[Bill Effros]

*Fall classes for Women at :*

*THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER*
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*REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED*
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By Friday November 13,** **2009*
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NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL*
*OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM*.
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Class 1*
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat*  Step by 
Step, with Slide Presentation.*
*Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.*
 
*Class 2*
*Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching 
About It for 3 Hours?*
*Round Table Discussion.*
*Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.*
 
*Class 3*
*Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?- Group Debate.*
*Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.*
 
 
*Class 4*
*Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase - Pictures and 
Explanatory Graphics.*
*Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.*
 
 
*Class 5*
*Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?*
*Examples on Video*
*Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning*
*At 7:00 PM*
 
 
*Class 6*
*How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program* 
*Help Line Support and Support Groups*
*Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM*
 
*Class 7*
*Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?*
*Open Forum*
*Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.*
 
*Class 8*
*Health Watch - They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!*
*Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.*
 
*Class 9*
*I Was Wrong and He Was Right! - Real Life Testimonials.*
*Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.*
 
*Class 10*
*How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.*
*Driving Simulations.*
*4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.*
 
*Class 11*
*Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers 
Through the Windshield**.*
*Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined*
 
*Class 12*
*How to Shop by Yourself.*
*Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.*

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