[Swiftwater Gazette] Cash for Crap

[Brad Haslett]

Where the hell do we begin with this one?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/bw/20090824/bs_bw/aug2009db20090821304909

This is great news for us personally.  The ice-maker on our fridge has
been out for some time.  We make ice-cubes the old fashioned way, in
trays, and they are dispersed through the door via that sub-system
that still works. This will be great as long as the appliance sellers
don't mark the retail price up by the margin of the goobermint credit
(did anyone try and bargain off the sticker price of a new car during
C4C?).

The only difference I can tell from Dear Leader and Chairman Mao is
that Mao liked 15 year-old girls by the thousands and Dear Leader is
as chaste as Adolph.  Go ahead and turn me into fishy.gov.  I'm not a
Kool-Aide drinker.

For God's sake people, (it's OK to speak of God and Goobermint at the
same time now, Dear Leader said so) where-the-hell is this money
coming from?

Someone, anyone, please sneak me a copy of the draft version of the
next "Five Year Plan". I'd like to know what Asian country to invest
in!

Brad